What made you recently say to yourself, “Wait. Really?”

Let's be a little serious. Is there any “Student of the Year” movie going on here in Delhi/Gurgaon colleges?

Me (a little confused) : I don't know

Me : No. I don't drink coffee, tea anything.

What do you think of Hegseth calling The Atlantic journalist Jeffrey Goldberg, "a deceitful and highly discredited so-called journalist who has made a profession of peddling hoaxes” after team Trump texted him their top-secret war plans on Yemen?

Yeah, I can understand that you're exploring. You're another “Dora - The Explorer” from Delhi. So, you should also find girls who're just explorers like you. Keep playing DORA-DORA!

Me : No. I am a resident of some other state. I'm here in Delhi for studies.

He : If you're free anytime let's catch up. Have some drinks!

What is the lowest probability event you have personally witnessed?

Even in movies, you won't find any guy reaching out to a girl and asking for movies, drinks and chill at the first meet. The female character would literally slap such a guy (in movies).

He : Oh. You know, I also had Eco major. We both stay in South Delhi. We both are single. So much similiarities. And you're pretty also. What do you do on weekends?

I was feeling as if I was being flattered too much.

What is the belief about the existence of past lives and memories? Do we have knowledge of our past lives at birth or does it come back to us gradually?

He : Okay. Fine. We can just watch a movie. Have some fun. What's your age?

Me : No

I was already blown that why being a 24 year old, he's being creepy with me.

I am so tired of ignorant people like you calling us far rights, why democrats is so educated, they take things from their own mouth, you guys are totalitarian party?

Me (smiling, hesitant but firm) : I don't think anything.

He : So, are you here just for the event? What college and course do you have?

He : Tea ?

What is your favorite cuckold experience?

He : Oh, great. I also live around. We stay very close. We can just catch up anytime.

By now, he was at least sure that I'm not the kind of girl, he's looking for. With the excuse of a phone call, he moved towards the auditorium.

He : So, are you seeing someone?

What are some life hacks for living on your own?

He : I'm 24.

He : Yeah. Getting. I have also been here for years now. But I'm fed with Delhi. I have lived in Mangalore. My family is from Chandigarh. Madhya Pradesh you know.

Let me tell you, this guy is already an MBA pass-out student and I'm just a Sophomore at my UG.

How did you become popular in school?

Me : Thank you.

Me : I don't drink coffee also

By now, I have already understood what he's trying to do. Still, I waited. So, I told him a place nearby to my locality.

What bait should you use for ocean fishing?

Me : I'm around 17 & You? (Don't take me literally)

I sat there on the bench for a while. There was a boy standing by my side. Seemed an official, but maybe a management graduate. Offcourse well dressed (Cream shirt and black pants), offcourse smart, with a good accent and Delhi attitude (too much slang).

P.S. : The conversation above is filtered removing all the rubbish, “normal” slangs of metropolitan city's students.

If Delta Force soldiers wanted to form a criminal gang, how dangerous would they be with all their equipment (explosives, rifles, vests, night vision goggles)?

He : Then let's have some coffee

He : Btw, you're really pretty.

Me : Because it's month of August.

Do people really have sex with animals?

Then the friend whom he was with, he also went away to the canteen. Now, only this guy was there alone. Standing!

I am still confused that which nice guy in the world, asks a girl to meet for a movie at the first-ever meet?

He : Cool. No, I'm not from this college. I'm the PR coordinator for their event. Are you from Delhi only?

What are 50 random facts about yourself?

He : I don't understand why it's so hot and humid today.

I was in an event in a management college of Gurgaon. I didn't knew the campus well. There was still some time left for the event to start. I was waiting for a speaker, who had invited me.

Meanwhile, I was wondering from when did Chandigarh came in Madhya Pradesh? Maybe, I need to revisit geography of 10th standard again, or does he need it badly. Management, you know!

Have you ever seen your wife being fucked?

Me : Ok. Although, I don't feel age has anything to do with the understanding and experience of a person.

I just like staying by my own self, away from Dora–The Explorers. Genuine people are always welcome :)

Me : Yes. I'm from Delhi University. Eco Major, 2nd year. Are you from this college?

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Me : I don't drink

I was alone there. Firstly, he came and kept his bag, and asked me that he's just coming. I said fine.

Me : Sure.

What does it feel like to "lose your looks" to age?

He : Yes, Monsoon month. What place do you stay in Delhi?

He (smiling) : So, what do you think about me?